My dad, Alan (Meghan’s boyfriend) and I are in the living room watching college football. Tim’s there too. After a long and successful day in the deer woods, he’s fast asleep. Head back and mouth open, he’s snoring. He sounds like a full-throttled Harley with no muffler.
Me: (as he exhales) That dude sure can saw.
Tim: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Alan: Lotta logs where he’s at.
Tim: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dad: Hardwoods.