Me: Dusty, how’s your wife?
Dusty: She’s good. She’s back in Michigan.
Laura: She must have a new smartphone because she sure posts a lot on Facebook.
Dusty: Yep. She got a new phone, but I wouldn’t know about her Facebook habits.
Laura: Oh, that’s right, you’re not on Facebook, are you?
Dusty: Nope. I figure she can use the privacy.
Laura: By posting her updates for the world to see?
Dusty: (smiling) Well, privacy from me.