Over chicken-fried steak in a greasy spoon restaurant a new hunting buddy was telling the group about his dog, a British Lab.
Me: So what’s the difference between a British Lab and an American Lab?
Alex: Quite a bit actually. British labs are bred for upland hunting, while American labs are more for waterfowl. British labs are typically lighter and sleeker compared to heavier American labs. And then there’s the…
Mark: … the fact that you have to stop in the middle of the field to serve them tea and crumpets?
Laughter.
Me: … or that they won’t respond to commands unless you speak them with an accent? Jolly Good, Cheerio!
More laughter.
Mitch: … and, they have bad teeth.
Laughter to tears.