Laura’s mom is a vegetarian. I take it that this sometimes means it’s hard for her to eat at restaurants.
Ann: So I ordered the lobster cobb salad last night…
Me: I didn’t know you ate lobster.
Ann: I don’t. I told the waitress that I am a vegetarian and to please leave off the lobster.
Me: And did she forget?
Ann: No, there wasn’t any lobster in my salad. But I was a few bites in when I realized that my salad was saltier than other cobb salads I’ve had in the past.
Me: Saltier?
Ann: Saltier. She’d taken off the lobster, but left on the bacon.
Me: Oh no. So it wasn’t just saltier, it was more delicious too!
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Cobb salads have bacon in them?? Who knew??
You need to meet my friend Eddie, FrEddie. He loves bacon like fish love water. He knew. Or at least I thought he did…