© 2012 Aaron Atkinson

Vegetarian, Bacon, Lobster, Cobb Salad

Laura’s mom is a vegetarian. I take it that this sometimes means it’s hard for her to eat at restaurants.

Ann: So I ordered the lobster cobb salad last night…

Me: I didn’t know you ate lobster.

Ann: I don’t. I told the waitress that I am a vegetarian and to please leave off the lobster.

Me: And did she forget?

Ann: No, there wasn’t any lobster in my salad. But I was a few bites in when I realized that my salad was saltier than other cobb salads I’ve had in the past.

Me: Saltier?

Ann: Saltier. She’d taken off the lobster, but left on the bacon.

Me: Oh no. So it wasn’t just saltier, it was more delicious too!


  1. Freddie
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm | #

    Cobb salads have bacon in them?? Who knew??

  2. Aaron Atkinson
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 2:25 am | #

    You need to meet my friend Eddie, FrEddie. He loves bacon like fish love water. He knew. Or at least I thought he did…

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