Tim likes to hunt ducks and geese. But on account of the fact that they don’t taste very good, he doesn’t really like eating them. This presents a problem, to which Tim has created a very reasonable solution.
He used to work at an Asian restaurant and he keeps in close touch with his friends there. And when Tim has a good hunt, he’ll drop off a few ducks and geese for his former coworkers to bring home for their families. In return, they’ll occasionally give Tim a roll of sushi.
Tim: Last week I had the tastiest duck.
Me: You mean it didn’t taste too dark and liver-ish?
Tim: Not in the least. In fact it tasted a lot like a spicy tuna roll!