A neat little restaurant down the street that served Italian food recently went out of business.
Dale: Did you hear that the Spaghetteria went out of business?
Me: I did.
Dale: It’s too bad, really. I thought the food was pretty good.
Me: I thought so too, but in reality is was always destined to fail.
Dale: Oh yeah? How come?
Me: Because of it’s name. No one wants to eat at a restaurant whose name rhymes with rhea.