© 2014 Aaron Atkinson

Taking Offense

Laura: Only 10 weeks to go until we have this baby.

Me: I know. It’s pretty exciting, isn’t it?

Laura: Sort of. It’s also a little bit sad. Just think, this is the only time in its whole life where it has no problems – no dirty diapers, no mean friends, no homework, nobody judging it.

Me: It’s all good. All that stuff doesn’t really matter that much. Let’s just hope our child is laid back and easy-going, just like its Dad always been – as opposed to being a bit easy to offend on occasion, you know, like its Mom.

She’s gives me a dirty look and rolls her eyes.

Laura: Ugh.

Me: What’s the matter? Did I offend you?


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