My brother has dialed in a sweetspot for central Iowa walleye fishing. He’s also zeroed in on the perfect retort to keep his honeyhole close to the vest.
Guy at work: Dang, that’s the sweet stringer of walleyes!
Tim: Yep.
Guy at work: If you don’t mind me asking, where’d you catch those?
Tim: Where’d I catch ’em? Typically in the upper lip.