I’m tucking Finn into bed.
Finn: Where’s Mommy?
Me: I think she’s downstair, bud.
Finn: Can you send her up?
Me: I sure will.
Finn: I mean now. Will you text her?
Me: Text her?
Finn: Yeah, you know. Get out your phone and text her to come up and see me.
Me: Nah. I think I’ll walk down and ask her to head up. You know, the old fashion way.