Me: You did a nice job playing the piano at church last week.
Dustin: Thanks.
Me: Yep. You sure can tickle those ivories.
Dustin: (grinning bashfully, like he’s about to crack a really bad joke) How do you know that they weren’t tickling me.
Me: (smirking brazenly, like I’m a bigger nerd than he is) ‘Cause I could hear them laughing.