Tag: church

Pretty in pink

Pretty in pink

My goodness, she’s beautiful.

 

Levity

Levity

Can someone tell me what yeast is?

 

Peaceful Fishing

Peaceful Fishing

I got to thinking…

 

Make Me a Sandwich

Make Me a Sandwich

On the way to church this morning I got a text from my cousin John…

 

Naked Dogs

Naked Dogs

No onions and kraut meant that I barked an order…

 

REM Prayer

REM Prayer

It looked to me like maybe you were dozing in church today.

 

The Fried Guy

The Fried Guy

Without a word, he turned and walked away, still muttering his deep-fat chant.

 

New Math

New Math

While I managed to tune out the details, I caught the gist.

 

Put your money where your walk is

Put your money where your walk is

Take this offertory message I recently gave at church…

 

Ken Doll

Ken Doll

It was a bad joke. And it hit with a dull thud.

 

Til Death

Til Death

While I have yet to remove my wedding ring since the day Laura put it on…

 

Silence Sucker

Silence Sucker

The mom sitting behind me at church today tapped me on the shoulder…

 

Enlightening Composition

Enlightening Composition

A lengthly conversation ensued. It wrapped up like this…

 

Baby Bieber

Baby Bieber

There was a baby blessing at church last Sunday.