At her good-bye party…
Laura: So Kara, are you leaving behind anyone special?
Kara: Aside from all of my friends, not really. I was dating the PE teacher at the school that I worked at…
Laura: Well, that’s someone…
Kara: Nope. We stopped seeing each other, and instead he starting dating the principal.
Laura: Ouch.
Kara: You got that right. Let me tell you, Laura… don’t ever date a co-worker.
Laura: Uhhh…
Me: Solid advice for my wife, Kara.
Kara: Oh. Right.