A hunting buddy of mine lives in a college town nearby.
Me: …and how’s it going with your girlfriend, Andy?
Andy: Oh, not good. We broke up.
Me: I’m sorry to hear that. It’s a good thing you live in a college town. With school starting I bet there’s a bunch of co-eds just moving in.
Andy: There are. Unfortunately they’re half my age.
Me: Yeah, there’s that. You could just date two of them. Two twenties makes forty, no?