© 2012 Aaron Atkinson

Deaf Dervish

Me: Laura, I’m headed west this weekend to hunt pheasants on Saturday and Sunday, okay?

Laura: Fine by me, but you’d better make sure it’s alright with Lola. She plans on celebrating her first birthday this weekend.

I directed my attention to Lola who was spinning in circles chasing her tail on the living room carpet.

Me: Lola.

She’s busy spinning and she ignores me.

Me: Lola!

Still spinning. Still no reaction.

Me: LOLA!

Nothin’.

Me: Laura, I don’t think she’ll miss me.

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