© 2013 Aaron Atkinson

A Pair’s On First

Me: Don’t you want some salad for dinner?

Laura: No thanks.

Me: No veggies? Are you sure?

Laura: I had a pair for lunch.

Me: Huh? You had two vegetables already today?

Laura: No silly, I had a pair.

Me: Puzzled look.

Laura: A pair.

Me: Nothin’.

Laura: A PEAR! You know. The fruit.

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