Me: Don’t you want some salad for dinner?
Laura: No thanks.
Me: No veggies? Are you sure?
Laura: I had a pair for lunch.
Me: Huh? You had two vegetables already today?
Laura: No silly, I had a pair.
Me: Puzzled look.
Laura: A pair.
Me: Nothin’.
Laura: A PEAR! You know. The fruit.