Uncle Jim: I’ve got a friend who watches three shows each week. On Saturdays he watches the Iowa Hawkeyes sport that’s in season. On Sundays he watches the Kansas City Chiefs. And on Monday night he watches Dancing With The Stars.
Me: Sounds like a well rounded guy.
Uncle Jim: But wait, the story gets better. He likes to customize his attire to match his program. So on Saturday he always wears his Hawkeyes jersey. On Sunday he always wears his Chiefs jersey. And can you guess his garb for Monday nights?
Me: Uh, his sequin jersey?
Uncle Jim: Nope, he just wears his regular collared shirt… with the top three buttons undone.