We were in a team meeting last week at work. We starting talking about television shows…
Me: I can’t believe that you and your husband watch the Bachelorette together.
Female Coworker: Well I can’t believe you watch fishing and hunting shows on television.
Me: Well I do. And I like them.
FCW: Every now and then I’ll catch my husband watching a turkey hunting show.
Me: A man after my own heart.
FCW: And every time I tell him to quit watching that turkey porn!
Me: Turkey porn?
FCW: Yep. Guys in camo. Sneaking around in the woods. Trying to bring in the male turkeys by blowing on their horns of deceit.
Me: Horns of deceit? You mean turkey calls?
FCW: Nope. I mean horns of deceit.
Me: For what it’s worth, it seems to me that I’ve seen some Bachelorette’s with their own horns of deceit.