© 2013 Aaron Atkinson

Salmon Slugger

My mother-in-law is a vegetarian. A few months ago she ate salmon. Not anymore.

Ann: I just can’t do it anymore.

Me: Why not?

Ann: I learned how they kill them, Aaron. They club them over the head. I just can’t do it.

Me: Hmmm. How would you rather they dispatch them?

Ann: I don’t know… by drowning them?

Laura: Wait that wouldn’t work. It would just…. Oh, I get it.

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