Laura: Our second anniversary is coming up, you know.
Me: I know.
Laura: I need to figure out a gift to get you. What do you want?
Me: It’s okay. I don’t need anything. Spending time with you will work just fine.
Laura: That won’t do at all. You got me a gift.
Me: I know I did. That new watch looks pretty nice.
Laura: It sure does. Sorry, I couldn’t wait until our anniversary to start wearing it.
Me: If it would make you feel better, I could always take it back, wrap it up, and re-give it to you in a couple of weeks.
Laura: No way. I love this watch. Don’t even think about it touching it or I’ll have to hurt you.
Me: Well that would make a good gift.
Laura: What? A new watch?
Me: No. Not hurting me.