We’re driving down the street. Laura sees a new restaurant.
Laura: The Tilted Kilt. I’ve never heard of that before. I wonder what kind of restaurant it is.
Me: It’s not the kind of place we’d likely go.
Laura: How do you know?
Me: I’ve seen their ads in some of my hunting and fishing magazines. They’re in the same genre as Hooters and Twin Peaks.
Laura: Oh. Yep. Not for us.
Me: What do you think would happen if we went in there with Finn?
Laura: I bet we’d get a few looks.
Me: You’re probably right. And can you imagine what would go through his mind if he woke up from a nap to see all of that cleavage?
Laura: It’d be quite the shock.
Me: He’d probably think we brought him to an all-he-can-eat-buffet!