Uncle Jim: We have this beautiful garden, but we also have a surplus of neighborhood rabbits that love our beautiful garden.
Cousin Barbara: You know how we remedy that at our house? We pee around the outside of the garden. The human smell keeps the bunnies away.
Me: Yuck! This salad didn’t come from your garden, did it?
Cousin Barbara: Nope.
Me: At our house we get rid of the rabbits with a sixteenth of an ounce of lead and a puff of compressed air.
Uncle Jim: That would work but we don’t own a gun.
Laura: I guess you’ll have to go with the first option.
Uncle Jim: You mean option… number one.