© 2013 Aaron Atkinson

Rabbit Repellent

Uncle Jim: We have this beautiful garden, but we also have a surplus of neighborhood rabbits that love our beautiful garden.

Cousin Barbara: You know how we remedy that at our house? We pee around the outside of the garden. The human smell keeps the bunnies away.

Me: Yuck! This salad didn’t come from your garden, did it?

Cousin Barbara: Nope.

Me: At our house we get rid of the rabbits with a sixteenth of an ounce of lead and a puff of compressed air.

Uncle Jim: That would work but we don’t own a gun.

Laura: I guess you’ll have to go with the first option.

Uncle Jim: You mean option… number one.


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