Tag: pee

On Guard

On Guard

I have to go pee, too…

 

The #1 Laugh

The #1 Laugh

All those laughed till I peed folks out there…

 

Rabbit Repellent

Rabbit Repellent

A surplus of neighborhood rabbits that love our beautiful garden…

 

Flight Faux Pas

Flight Faux Pas

There are three things I never do on airplanes.

 

When You’ve Gotta Go

When You’ve Gotta Go

The cause of the chatter was a gang of neighborhood kids engaged in a rowdy game of four-square.

 

Pinot

Pinot

They say that wine is an acquired taste.

 

Thirsty Traveler

Thirsty Traveler

Bathroom breaks should come with gas refills. Once every three or four hours…

 

Breaktime

Breaktime

Dwayne fell, and fell, and fell. I was starting to believe that he kept falling just to have an excuse to take a break from walking.

 

Joke’s on You

Joke’s on You

She’s there to keep guys like you from running out on the field…

 

Urine So Much Trouble

Urine So Much Trouble

All Tim could think about was how much he had to pee.