The Year’s First Hunt
The oranging sky is dotted with doves in every direction. Flocks of a dozen birds are trying to land right on top of us…
04 Sep
Please Be Seated
Please Be Seated
My good buddy Ed has a thought-provoking theory on public bathroom hygiene…
03 Sep
Colin’s Dog Walking Service
Colin’s Dog Walking Service
Duct taped to the metal streetlight post, a tattered piece of white printer paper flapped in the breeze….
02 Sep
It’s Not Easy Being Green
It’s Not Easy Being Green
Sure enough the tips of Ann’s hair are tinted green from the pool’s chlorine…
31 Aug
Ten and Two
Ten and Two
Since bikers usually travel in speeding herds we instinctively look around for another approaching organ donor…
29 Aug
Cicada Paintball
Cicada Paintball
It turns out that directionally-impaired cicadas burst with a red splotch when they slam head first into an oncoming biker.
27 Aug
Backwards and Bashful
Backwards and Bashful
If you’re in the habit of using one set, it can be very easy to stroll into the wrong gender’s facility…
23 Aug
Loathing Licorice
Loathing Licorice
All I could feel were the persistent and overwhelming waves of nausea…
19 Aug
Fried Fair on a Stick
Fried Fair on a Stick
People in Iowa are nuts about their State Fair. Really, really nuts.