Monthly Archives: May 2011

Knick-knack, paddy whack

Knick-knack, paddy whack

My t-bone steak kick-started a conversation about dogs. A well-spoken salesman from Philadelphia named Bill, started in on this story….

 

Sign Me Up

Sign Me Up

Mom, recalling the craze that was sweeping the nation, stated…

 

The Dorito Baby

The Dorito Baby

Two months ago the reason for those cravings finally made her appearance….

 

Jumbo Shrimp

Jumbo Shrimp

The sailing, cartwheeling shrimp missed her mouth.

 

Nice Parenting

Nice Parenting

I’ve heard it said that raising a dog is good practice for raising children….

 

Say What?

Say What?

Over the whir of the engines, we exchanged the following dialogue.

 

The Phantom Zester

The Phantom Zester

Laura and I recently registered for our wedding gifts.

 

Four Dollar Gas

Four Dollar Gas

On a recent road trip a dear friend who shall remained unnamed…

 

Found in Translation

Found in Translation

I was visiting a lovely hotel in Fort Worth a few weeks ago…

 

Seventeen and Awkward

Seventeen and Awkward

As Laura and I were hauling my new, green, 17-foot Royalex beauty home atop the roof of my Ford Escape…

 

Osama Bin Found

Osama Bin Found

While the attacks on 9-11 polarized a nation, the recent assignation of the alleged mastermind seems to have elicited the opposite effect.

 

Drafty

Drafty

The feuding NFL recently hosted its annual draft of collegiate talent.

 

Reverse, reverse

Reverse, reverse

The other weekend I shot 18-month old portraits for the son of my friends from Graceland.

 

Good and Really Good

Good and Really Good

If you wish to get a glimpse of the pleasure that heaven must hold, follow these simple steps.