Monthly Archives: August 2010

Ten and Two

Ten and Two

Since bikers usually travel in speeding herds we instinctively look around for another approaching organ donor…

 

Cicada Paintball

Cicada Paintball

It turns out that directionally-impaired cicadas burst with a red splotch when they slam head first into an oncoming biker.

 

Backwards and Bashful

Backwards and Bashful

If you’re in the habit of using one set, it can be very easy to stroll into the wrong gender’s facility…

 

Drunk Butterfly

Drunk Butterfly

Why alcohol and tattoos don’t mix…

 

Loathing Licorice

Loathing Licorice

All I could feel were the persistent and overwhelming waves of nausea…

 

A Sour Apple

A Sour Apple

I guarantee we won’t run out… They ran out.

 

Fried Fair on a Stick

Fried Fair on a Stick

People in Iowa are nuts about their State Fair. Really, really nuts.

 

Business 101

Business 101

It was no secret that we were experientially outmatched…

 

To Don’t List

To Don’t List

If I don’t write them down, I’ll either forget them or I’ll lay awake at night going over and over the things I don’t want to forget.

 

Delicious Dalmatian

Delicious Dalmatian

This was cute the first time, but now that it’s happened on no less than 101 occasions, it’s rather cliche…

 

A Sitting Duck

A Sitting Duck

I initially failed to see the correlation between a dead duck and something that I would actually want…

 

Joltin’ Joe

Joltin’ Joe

And it was all thanks to Joe Carter and the ball he parked in the left field bleachers…

 

Something From Nothing

Something From Nothing

It’s more about the story than the thing…

 

The Moose Hunter

The Moose Hunter

The other day as I was flipping through the channels and I came to the Outdoor Life Network. What I saw there is a story worth telling…