Tag: mom

Bleeps

Bleeps

She’s got to go outside…

 

Tears

Tears

I started to cry…

 

Insult or Compliment?

Insult or Compliment?

Sometimes my Mom has trouble conveying the true meaning of her words…

 

Gold Digger

Gold Digger

I’d rather daydream about the fish…

 

Exploding Spuds

Exploding Spuds

Poke holes in the skins of our potatoes…

 

A Healthy Balance

A Healthy Balance

Have I ever told you my theory…

 

Boys! Don’t Play with Doors!

Boys! Don’t Play with Doors!

That was really good advice, mom.

 

No. 500

No. 500

Blog post number 500…

 

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

You really need to get a bar of soap in that spare bathroom.

 

Go Light

Go Light

My shorts were fitting a little too snugly and even that slight pressure almost tipped the balance towards an accident.

 

Off Cue

Off Cue

Time slowed as I flinched to dodge the hurdling projectile.

 

Home for Christmas

Home for Christmas

I’m home for Christmas. It doesn’t take me long to realize how lucky I am.

 

Sign Me Up

Sign Me Up

Mom, recalling the craze that was sweeping the nation, stated…

 

Baptismal Blues

Baptismal Blues

My Dad baptized me in the steely blue waters of Lake Erie.