Category Archive: Gray

Magic Elf Dust

Magic Elf Dust

I just can’t wait for morning…

 

Morning Greetings

Morning Greetings

Me: Good morning, sissy. Gray: Good morning, sweet pea.

 

Urban Dictionary, Daddy

Urban Dictionary, Daddy

Me: Gray, thanks for making sure Nash didn’t fall out of bed. Gray: It’s all good. No worries, Daddy. Me: No worries? Gray: That’s right. Have you got …

 

Sleepovers

Sleepovers

Gray: Mommy, can I have a sleepover in Finn’s room? Finn: Whoa, whoa, whoa… no way! Gray: Why not, Finny? Finn: Gray, you’re way too talky! When you …

 

Nursery Rhymes & Reality

Nursery Rhymes & Reality

Mary had a wittle wam…

 

When Snakes Fly

When Snakes Fly

I’ve been praying every night…

 

Close Enough

Close Enough

Gray and Finn are arguing. The tension escalates…

 

Snap Dragons

Snap Dragons

Well, um, they are called snap-dinosaurs…

 

It Only Beeps For You

It Only Beeps For You

Like, super duper fast.

 

Creature Crazy

Creature Crazy

Children’s programming sure has come a long way…

 

Namaste

Namaste

Closed her eyes, bowed, and whispered…

 

Tomato-tomahto

Tomato-tomahto

Can I have some of that nugget syrup…

 

Obnoxious

Obnoxious

Laura and the kids are at the dinner table. Gray spills a fork-full of spaghetti on her shirt. Gray: Oh my gosh! I’m going to go …

 

She Sure Does

She Sure Does

Bedtime is tough.