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Here Kitty, Kitty

Here Kitty, Kitty

They are an ugly, slimy, whiskery slug of a fish with beady eyes and a trio of sharp spines.

 

Sign Me Up

Sign Me Up

Mom, recalling the craze that was sweeping the nation, stated…

 

The Leapfrog Lunker

The Leapfrog Lunker

Last week, Tim caught a story of his own.

 

Escalating Fear

Escalating Fear

Like a giant chess player would move his pawn.

 

This Won’t Hurt a Bit

This Won’t Hurt a Bit

Once the pliers were clear of Tim’s mouth we all gazed in shock…

 

The Christmas Goose

The Christmas Goose

This past Christmas Eve morning I joined my brother on a hunt for the Christmas goose.

 

Lumberjack

Lumberjack

Head back and mouth open he’s snoring. He sounds like a full-throttled Harley with no muffler.

 

Guys, It’s Not Fun Anymore!

Guys, It’s Not Fun Anymore!

It was an innocent situation that escalated until it was out of control and had to be stopped.

 

Long Way Down

Long Way Down

Dad would then have to climb up to Tim and guide him, branch by branch, back down to solid ground.

 

Seconds? Don’t Mind if I Do

Seconds? Don’t Mind if I Do

When his orange chicken, mongolian beef, fried rice and fortune cookies arrived he ate his fill…

 

Business 101

Business 101

It was no secret that we were experientially outmatched…

 

Joke’s on You

Joke’s on You

She’s there to keep guys like you from running out on the field…

 

Urine So Much Trouble

Urine So Much Trouble

All Tim could think about was how much he had to pee.