Category Archive: Aarons Life

Great Minds Love Alike

Great Minds Love Alike

Each year billions of greeting cards are exchanged in the United States. Billions.

 

Blushed and Flushed

Blushed and Flushed

Word on the street is that in addition to tools and building supplies, Home Depot has started selling vitamins and supplements.

 

Humor, Incoming

Humor, Incoming

I’m not helping much because I’m busy planning a 475-person meeting at work.

 

Call You Back

Call You Back

I’m in the middle of supper. The phone rings. The stranger on the other end asks, “Is this Mr. Atkerskin?”

 

Go Pack Go

Go Pack Go

A single green and yellow jersey hangs in a lonely corner of my closet. It was a present from my parents the year that No. 4 retired, for the first time.

 

Snowmageddon

Snowmageddon

Today in Kansas City it’s snowing like I’ve never seen it snow before.

 

The Capital of Cool

The Capital of Cool

He often referred to the OC as the Capital of Cool.

 

sANNta

sANNta

I love the toy truck with the duck hunter in the back…

 

We’ve Got Moves

We’ve Got Moves

I think you’ll agree that Ma and Pa sure can shimmy.

 

Lumberjack

Lumberjack

Head back and mouth open he’s snoring. He sounds like a full-throttled Harley with no muffler.

 

Ironic Indigestion

Ironic Indigestion

At that, the crowd around me silenced and a pair of attractive Johnson County housewives gave me a disgusted look.

 

Sleep Tight

Sleep Tight

When I came home from work the other day and the thermostat read 48, I knew it was time.

 

Guys, It’s Not Fun Anymore!

Guys, It’s Not Fun Anymore!

It was an innocent situation that escalated until it was out of control and had to be stopped.

 

At Last

At Last

On Labor Day we laid the first bead of caulk…