Author: Aaron Atkinson

Safety in Numbers

Safety in Numbers

We raise most of the money that we earn at the banquet by raffling off firearms.

 

Gaga for Breakfast

Gaga for Breakfast

Lady Gaga wore a dress made of meat at the MTV VMAs and came out of an egg at the Grammys.

 

Let’s Make a Deal

Let’s Make a Deal

My son Alex came to me today and wanted to have a talk about my iPad…

 

Top Shelf

Top Shelf

The other day I happened to look at it and it reminded me of Henry.

 

Not So Shore

Not So Shore

Laura’s guilty pleasure is the show Jersey Shore.

 

Thumbs Up

Thumbs Up

The other day I took the opportunity to visit briefly with my old mentor at an art show he was hosting in Des Moines.

 

HairDo Ponder

HairDo Ponder

A comment about mustaches morphed into a light-hearted banter about the popular 1980s-era hair style, the mullet.

 

That Guilty Lick

That Guilty Lick

I caught her in the act and with a tucked, guilty tail and a sorry, sullen face she was scolded.

 

This Won’t Hurt a Bit

This Won’t Hurt a Bit

Once the pliers were clear of Tim’s mouth we all gazed in shock…

 

A Rough Morning

A Rough Morning

I followed Laura home to Kansas City to help ensure her safe arrival.

 

1606

1606

Whoops and hollers bled through the pillow I was using to suffocate my ears.

 

Birthday Fever

Birthday Fever

Laura has long proclaimed that I have Bieber-fever.

 

Tickle Me Ivories

Tickle Me Ivories

Grinning bashfully, like he’s about to crack a really bad joke…

 

A Fan of Work

A Fan of Work

I use a computer at work. Most of the day. Everyday. So the other day when my computer stopped working, I followed suit.